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Joe Gruters: From Budget Balancer to Booty Browser—Florida’s Favorite Family Man Exposed
Florida politics is a bizarre circus on the best of days—but this week, Joe Gruters just rolled into town riding a unicycle of shame,...
A.Weishaupt
4 hours ago3 min read
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Cory Booker’s Mouth Marathon: The Left’s Oral Glory Hole
Cory Booker, the self-anointed Spartacus of the Senate, decided to grace us with a 25-hour verbal colonoscopy that left nothing on the...
Bryan Stelter
6 hours ago3 min read
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Global Strategic SITREP: Multi-Theater Warfare in a Multipolar World
The Iranian Gambit and Regional Flashpoints Iran has reportedly loaded its missile systems into underground launchers—deep within...
Carl
1 day ago2 min read
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Trans News Anchor Kaitlin Collins Gets Schooled in Signalgate Smackdown
Here we go again—another CNN clown car crash by the mainstream media, starring none other than CNN’s resident trans news anchor,...
Bryan Stelter
5 days ago3 min read
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The CIA’s Dirtiest Trick: The JFK Files Rip Open a Government That Executed Its Own President
JFK’s murder wasn’t just an assassination—it was a coup, a warning shot to every president who dared to challenge the deep state. And...
A.Weishaupt
Mar 194 min read
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CNN’s Latest Flop: Trans Reporter Kaitlan Collins and the Typo That Wasn’t
Another Day, Another Lie from the Clown News Network Strap in, folks, because the propaganda mill at CNN just churned out another...
Bryan Stelter
Mar 153 min read
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Panic in the Halls of Power: The Deep State’s Hilarious Meltdown Exposed
Buckle up, folks, because Washington, D.C., is turning into a circus of chaos, and we’ve got front-row seats to the greatest shitshow on...
A.Weishaupt
Mar 113 min read
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THE SWAMP HAS FALLEN, AND IT’S NEVER RISING AGAIN
For decades, Washington, D.C. has been the world’s most elaborate con job—a gilded cesspool of career bureaucrats, globalist puppets, and...
A.Weishaupt
Feb 114 min read
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A Final Act of Betrayal: Biden Pardons His Criminal Family in a Last-Minute Abuse of Power
In what can only be described as a grotesque display of disdain for justice and the American people, Joe Biden, in his final hours as...
A.Weishaupt
Jan 203 min read
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WE MADE IT, AMERICA! THE GREAT AMERICAN RENAISSANCE BEGINS TODAY
January 20, 2025 Â Today, the sun rises on a different America. An America reborn. An America unshackled from the chains of decline....
A.Weishaupt
Jan 204 min read
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The Woke Inferno: How California’s Obsession with DEI is Burning Itself to the Ground
California, the land of sun, surf, and supposedly progressive utopia, is in flames—again. But let’s be clear: these fires are not acts of...
Bryan Stelter
Jan 113 min read
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STATEN ISLAND HEROES: HOW HOLTERMANN’S BAKERY MAY HAVE SAVED WHOOPI GOLDBERG’S LIFE
Move over, Staten Island Ferry. There’s a new savior in town: Holtermann’s Bakery. In a twist no one saw coming, the 146-year-old Staten...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 16, 20243 min read
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INFO WARS RESURRECTED? INSANE DETAILS ON THE AUCTION THAT COULD’VE SILENCED ALEX JONES FOR GOOD
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the dystopian carnival that is the InfoWars debacle—a saga riddled with corruption, sealed deals, and...
A.Weishaupt
Nov 16, 20243 min read
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TRUMP WON! AMERICA WINS! A VICTORY LAP FOR THE PATRIOTS WHO SAVED THIS COUNTRY
Patriots of America, take a bow. Donald J. Trump just pulled off the ultimate comeback, and we made it happen. This victory isn’t just...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 6, 20242 min read
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🚨 BREAKING: New York Times Projects Massive Trump Victory with 312 Electoral Votes!
Hold onto your hats, folks—the New York Times is now projecting a stunning 312 electoral votes for Donald Trump. Yes, the very same NYT...
A.Weishaupt
Nov 5, 20241 min read
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Election Night Update: Polls Closing in Crucial States
It’s 7:30 p.m. Eastern, and the stakes couldn't be higher. The polls have just closed in three pivotal states: Ohio, North Carolina, and...
A.Weishaupt
Nov 5, 20243 min read
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Election Day 2024: The 11:00 AM Update
Good morning, patriot sluts! It’s Election Day 2024, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. By the time you read this, Americans across the...
A.Weishaupt
Nov 5, 20242 min read
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Election Eve Update: GlobalistSlut.com’s 2024 Presidential Prediction – Trump Set for 287 Electoral Votes
It's here, folks – the final countdown to one of the tightest, most anticipated elections in U.S. history. Based on data, polls, rallies,...
A.Weishaupt
Nov 5, 20243 min read
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'Twas the night before the election...
'Twas the night before the election, and all through the land,  Not a liberal was sleeping, nor any newsstand.  The media clung to...
Bryan Stelter
Nov 4, 20241 min read
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The Official 2024 Election Eve Predictions – Trump vs. Harris
Alright, you dirty little garbage sluts, it’s finally here: the eve of the 2024 U.S. presidential election, and GlobalistSlut.com is...
A.Weishaupt
Nov 4, 20244 min read
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