Savor This Victory, But Stay Vigilant: The Next 60 Days Could Be the Most Dangerous in American History
Today, we celebrate a hard-won victory for America. Donald Trump’s triumph in the 2024 election is a moment of profound relief, hope, and...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 62 min read
TRUMP WON! AMERICA WINS! A VICTORY LAP FOR THE PATRIOTS WHO SAVED THIS COUNTRY
Patriots of America, take a bow. Donald J. Trump just pulled off the ultimate comeback, and we made it happen. This victory isn’t just...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 51 min read
Election Night 2024: Trump on the Brink of a Historic Comeback
Trump Nation, get ready—tonight could be the turning point America’s been waiting for. Newsmax has just called Georgia for Trump, adding...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 51 min read
🚨 BREAKING: New York Times Projects Massive Trump Victory with 312 Electoral Votes!
Hold onto your hats, folks—the New York Times is now projecting a stunning 312 electoral votes for Donald Trump. Yes, the very same NYT...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 51 min read
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GlobalistSlut.com Officially Calls Ukraine for Kamala Harris! 🚨
In an unprecedented and earth-shattering moment, GlobalistSlut.com is officially projecting that Ukraine has chosen its President of the...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 53 min read
Election Night Update: Polls Closing in Crucial States
It’s 7:30 p.m. Eastern, and the stakes couldn't be higher. The polls have just closed in three pivotal states: Ohio, North Carolina, and...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 54 min read
Good Evening, Patriots—It’s 6 p.m. Eastern, and the Countdown Begins
Good evening, America. Here we are, at the edge of an election night that could reshape this country. It’s 6 p.m. Eastern, and as we...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 51 min read
BREAKING: Voting Machine Failures Across Pennsylvania Spark Concerns
It’s Election Day, and reports are already coming in from polling stations across Pennsylvania about massive issues with voting machines....
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 52 min read
Election Day 2024: The 11:00 AM Update
Good morning, patriot sluts! It’s Election Day 2024, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. By the time you read this, Americans across the...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 43 min read
Election Eve Update: GlobalistSlut.com’s 2024 Presidential Prediction – Trump Set for 287 Electoral Votes
It's here, folks – the final countdown to one of the tightest, most anticipated elections in U.S. history. Based on data, polls, rallies,...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 41 min read
🚨 BREAKING: Rogan Ends the Harris Campaign on Eve of Election 🚨
In a stunning turn of events just before the 2024 election, Joe Rogan has effectively shut down Kamala Harris's campaign with a...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 41 min read
'Twas the night before the election...
'Twas the night before the election, and all through the land, Not a liberal was sleeping, nor any newsstand. The media clung to...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 43 min read
2024 Election Eve Prediction Update - The Betting Markets
Alright, it’s down to the wire, and here’s where we stand: the 2024 U.S. presidential election is one of the tightest in history. Vice...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 44 min read
The Official 2024 Election Eve Predictions – Trump vs. Harris
Alright, you dirty little garbage sluts, it’s finally here: the eve of the 2024 U.S. presidential election, and GlobalistSlut.com is...
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Carl
Nov 44 min read
Strategic Brinkmanship: Russia-China Arctic Operations and the U.S. Election’s Geopolitical Stakes
As the United States approaches a critical election, geopolitical tensions in the Arctic are heating up, with Russia and China conducting...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 43 min read
Kamala Throws in the Towel on Swing States – Trump Supporters, It’s Time to Rally!
In a last-ditch, panic-driven move that screams surrender, Kamala Harris’s campaign just yanked $2 million in advertising from key...
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Carl
Nov 23 min read
BE PART OF HISTORY: Join the Effort to Ensure Election Integrity this Election Day!
This Election Day, concerned citizens have a unique opportunity to make history by joining an unprecedented grassroots effort to monitor...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 22 min read
BREAKING: GlobalistSlut.com Officially Declares Kamala Harris as the 2024 “Presidential Winner”
Don’t bother voting peasants! GlobalistSlut.com is thrilled (and by thrilled, we mean freaking the hell out) to announce that Kamala...
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Bryan Stelter
Oct 314 min read
Mark Cuban Calls MAGA Women Unintelligent—But Still Can’t Define What a Woman Is!
Trans billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban’s financial savvy apparently doesn’t translate into understanding women—or reality. In a...
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A.Weishaupt
Oct 243 min read
The Perfect Storm: Military on the Move, Election Day Planned Chaos, and a Fun New Threat to Civil Liberties
With Election Day approaching, America is hurtling toward a perfect storm—a convergence of military movements, cybersecurity exercises,...
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