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Bryan Stelter
Nov 16, 20243 min read
STATEN ISLAND HEROES: HOW HOLTERMANN’S BAKERY MAY HAVE SAVED WHOOPI GOLDBERG’S LIFE
Move over, Staten Island Ferry. There’s a new savior in town: Holtermann’s Bakery. In a twist no one saw coming, the 146-year-old Staten...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 4, 20241 min read
'Twas the night before the election...
'Twas the night before the election, and all through the land,  Not a liberal was sleeping, nor any newsstand.  The media clung to...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 4, 20242 min read
The Squirrel Who Knew Too Much: PNut’s Rise, Reign, and the Bureaucratic Hit Job That Took Him Down
In an era overrun by soulless red tape and unchecked government overreach, we pause to honor a small, innocent life that brought joy to...
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Bryan Stelter
Jul 30, 20241 min read
Uncle Monkeypox
Michael, or "Uncle Monkeypox," has made a name for himself as a walking, talking cautionary tale. With a pronunciation as pretentious as...
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The Blumpkin
Jun 26, 20241 min read
Objectify The Enemy: AIOC (30 Photos)
AOC really hates "deepfake pornography."
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