"Unburdened By What Has Been": A New Era for America Begins
Good morning, America! How does it feel to wake up today, unburdened by the weight of a broken system? To shake off the bureaucratic...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 62 min read
TRUMP WON! AMERICA WINS! A VICTORY LAP FOR THE PATRIOTS WHO SAVED THIS COUNTRY
Patriots of America, take a bow. Donald J. Trump just pulled off the ultimate comeback, and we made it happen. This victory isn’t just...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 51 min read
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GlobalistSlut.com Officially Calls Ukraine for Kamala Harris! 🚨
In an unprecedented and earth-shattering moment, GlobalistSlut.com is officially projecting that Ukraine has chosen its President of the...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 53 min read
Election Night Update: Polls Closing in Crucial States
It’s 7:30 p.m. Eastern, and the stakes couldn't be higher. The polls have just closed in three pivotal states: Ohio, North Carolina, and...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 54 min read
Good Evening, Patriots—It’s 6 p.m. Eastern, and the Countdown Begins
Good evening, America. Here we are, at the edge of an election night that could reshape this country. It’s 6 p.m. Eastern, and as we...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 51 min read
BREAKING: Voting Machine Failures Across Pennsylvania Spark Concerns
It’s Election Day, and reports are already coming in from polling stations across Pennsylvania about massive issues with voting machines....
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 52 min read
Election Day 2024: The 11:00 AM Update
Good morning, patriot sluts! It’s Election Day 2024, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. By the time you read this, Americans across the...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 43 min read
Election Eve Update: GlobalistSlut.com’s 2024 Presidential Prediction – Trump Set for 287 Electoral Votes
It's here, folks – the final countdown to one of the tightest, most anticipated elections in U.S. history. Based on data, polls, rallies,...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 41 min read
'Twas the night before the election...
'Twas the night before the election, and all through the land, Not a liberal was sleeping, nor any newsstand. The media clung to...
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Bryan Stelter
Nov 42 min read
The Squirrel Who Knew Too Much: PNut’s Rise, Reign, and the Bureaucratic Hit Job That Took Him Down
In an era overrun by soulless red tape and unchecked government overreach, we pause to honor a small, innocent life that brought joy to...
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A.Weishaupt
Nov 44 min read
The Official 2024 Election Eve Predictions – Trump vs. Harris
Alright, you dirty little garbage sluts, it’s finally here: the eve of the 2024 U.S. presidential election, and GlobalistSlut.com is...
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Carl
Nov 23 min read
BE PART OF HISTORY: Join the Effort to Ensure Election Integrity this Election Day!
This Election Day, concerned citizens have a unique opportunity to make history by joining an unprecedented grassroots effort to monitor...
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Carl
Oct 253 min read
SOMETHING BIG IS GOING DOWN! US MILITARY PREPARES FOR CIVIL WAR! UKRAINE SCORES A $50 BILLION CHECK!!
Buckle up, folks, because it's not just a "slow news day." When things go quiet on the global stage, that's when the big players make...
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A.Weishaupt
Oct 173 min read
Welcome to the Final 100 Days: SITREP 10.17.24
Buckle up, folks, because we're officially on Day 1 of what might just be the most dangerous 100 days in American history. The...
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Bryan Stelter
Oct 173 min read
Kamala Ends Her Campaign & Career Live on Fox
I hope you caught Fox News last night, because we just witnessed political history. Kamala Harris didn’t just bomb an interview with Bret...
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A.Weishaupt
Oct 74 min read
Sabotage? Unmarked Helicopters Destroy Grassroots Aid for Hurricane Victims in Burnsville, NC
In a despicable show of force, an unmarked helicopter swooped into Burnsville, North Carolina, this past week and deliberately wrecked a...
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A.Weishaupt
Sep 295 min read
The Swamp’s Plot to Eliminate 100 Members of Congress Before the Election
The deep state has made its most brazen move yet. With Election Day fast approaching, reports are surfacing that Congress is preparing...
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A.Weishaupt
Sep 244 min read
EXCLUSIVE: America’s "Voltron Nightmare"
In an unintended interview with a man we’ll call “Ben”—a former military operator with deep knowledge of the U.S. government’s real way...
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A.Weishaupt
Sep 235 min read
DOJ Releases $150K Trump Assassination Bounty to ‘Complete The Job’: Feds Targeting Trump for Termination
The federal government’s war on Donald Trump has reached a sick new low. In a move that should alarm every freedom-loving American, the...
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Bryan Stelter
Sep 224 min read
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous (Criminal Traitors Edition): FBI “Raids” Ryan Ralph’s Million-Dollar Hawaiian Hideaway!
Welcome back, darlings! Today we’re sauntering into the scandalous, treacherous, and downright filthy world of Ryan Ralph, the would-be...
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