Welcome to the final season of The People’s Republic of Faceplants . The Chinese Communist Party just took a 3,521% tariff nine-iron...

Tallahassee, FL – April 17, 2025. We’ve got a real-time example of how toxic ideology, unchecked access, and institutional negligence can...

Somewhere deep in the crumbling ruins of CNN headquarters, Kaitlan Collins is probably icing her metaphorical jaw after yet another...

You could hear the screech echo across the deep state echo chamber—Letitia “Queen Lawfare” James just hit the mother of all banana peels,...

Ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, and whatever Blue Origin identifies as this week—strap in (or strap on) because the future has arrived....

Florida politics is a bizarre circus on the best of days—but this week, Joe Gruters just rolled into town riding a unicycle of shame,...

Cory Booker, the self-anointed Spartacus of the Senate, decided to grace us with a 25-hour verbal colonoscopy that left nothing on the...

Here we go again—another CNN clown car crash by the mainstream media, starring none other than CNN’s resident trans news anchor,...

There’s a special breed of nutcase haunting social media—one so warped by Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) that they’re teetering on the...

Another Day, Another Lie from the Clown News Network Strap in, folks, because the propaganda mill at CNN just churned out another...

Buckle up, folks, because Washington, D.C., is turning into a circus of chaos, and we’ve got front-row seats to the greatest shitshow on...

Oh man, this is comedy gold . AOC, the self-proclaimed champion of young people, just got wrecked by her own hypocrisy.  The same woman...

What if I told you that the U.S. government operates a covert empire of economic hitmen, media manipulators, and political...

California, the land of sun, surf, and supposedly progressive utopia, is in flames—again. But let’s be clear: these fires are not acts of...

Move over, Staten Island Ferry. There’s a new savior in town: Holtermann’s Bakery. In a twist no one saw coming, the 146-year-old Staten...

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the dystopian carnival that is the InfoWars debacle—a saga riddled with corruption, sealed deals, and...

In an unprecedented and earth-shattering moment, GlobalistSlut.com is officially projecting that Ukraine has chosen its President of the...

In an era overrun by soulless red tape and unchecked government overreach, we pause to honor a small, innocent life that brought joy to...

Don’t bother voting peasants! GlobalistSlut.com is thrilled (and by thrilled, we mean freaking the hell out) to announce that Kamala...

Trans billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban’s financial savvy apparently doesn’t translate into understanding women—or reality. In a...