While the country was crumbling under Biden’s reign of stupidity, while inflation was gutting paychecks, crime was skyrocketing, the border was wide open, and foreign policy was circling the drain, what was our noble federal government up to?
Solving problems? Strengthening the economy? Stopping fentanyl?
LOL. No.
Instead, your hard-earned tax dollars were being funneled into a government tech cult called 18F, which was busy making speech-policing robots, enforcing woke struggle sessions, and ensuring only the most “diverse” but least qualified people got hired.
That’s right. While your grocery bill doubled, the feds were making sure government employees got lectured by an AI chatbot for using words like “grandfathered” or (God forbid) saying “hey guys.”
Welcome to the 18F Circus—starring the most useless people on the federal payroll.
The “Inclusion Bot”: Your Tax Dollars Hard at Work Policing Pronouns
You thought government waste was bad before? Just wait.
18F, a taxpayer-funded tech contractor for the federal government, spent who knows how much of your money creating the most useless, pathetic, and hilarious project in human history:
An AI-powered “Inclusion Bot” that corrected government employees for using the wrong words.
And I don’t mean, like, actual offensive language.
No, this bot was deployed across federal work chat channels (like Slack) to scold people for saying normal human words.
Check out this real-life exchange from your tax-funded digital nanny:
Employee: “Hey guys, just wanted to let you know this project was grandfathered in under the previous structure.”
Inclusion Bot: “Um, excuse me. ‘Grandfathered’ is a problem. Try ‘included retroactively’ instead. Also, ‘guys’ is gendered—please say ‘folks.’ We are an inclusive workplace.”
So there you go.
America is in economic and social free fall, and your government was wasting time lecturing employees on “gender-neutral” greetings.
Meanwhile, at the border, cartels were running a fentanyl superhighway, but at least the IRS office had a safe space where nobody said ‘hey guys’ by accident.
Priorities, people. Priorities.
Government Workers Forced Into Woke Struggle Sessions—Before Every Meeting
But 18F’s stupidity doesn’t stop at speech-policing chatbots—oh no, they took it further.
Before every government meeting, employees were required to describe their physical appearance in detail… so visually impaired people could imagine them.
I wish I were making this up.
Leaked Government Employee Manual: “Hi, I’m Faith, a brown-skinned Black woman with medium light kinky hair, sitting in a fuchsia office chair, wearing a green shirt and a beige skirt.”
“Greetings, I’m Madison. My pronouns are she/they. I’m a middle-aged white woman with an androgynous appearance, wearing a gray t-shirt. My black cocker spaniel Lulu is sleeping on the couch next to me.”
First of all—WHY??...Second—WHY AGAIN??
Let me get this straight. While Americans were struggling to afford rent, while gas prices hit all-time highs, while literal criminals were being dumped into sanctuary cities, our government agencies were forcing employees to recite woke poetry about their hairstyles before they could discuss policy?
What. The. Actual. Hell.
All-White & All-Male Panels Were BANNED, Even If They Were the Most Qualified Experts
And just when you thought the absurdity couldn’t get worse, 18F decided to ban all-male and all-white panels from industry events—even if those panels were composed of the top experts in their field.
That’s right.
It didn’t matter if you had the smartest, most qualified, most experienced people in the world—if they were all men or white, they weren’t allowed to speak.
“If your panel is full of geniuses but lacks diversity, cancel it.” – 18F’s unspoken motto
Are you starting to understand why the government can’t do anything right?
The military was falling behind, China was stealing our global power, and the economy was on the verge of collapse, but at least some bureaucratic clown at 18F could sleep well knowing no federal event included “too many white dudes.”
Hiring Based on “Lived Experience” Instead of Qualifications
But wait—it gets worse.
When Trump banned DEI hiring in federal agencies, 18F didn’t follow the order.
Instead, they scrubbed their hiring guidelines, renamed “Diversity Hiring” as “Merit System Principles”, and kept the same discriminatory nonsense in place.
So instead of hiring people based on skill, they were hiring people based on woke ideology—and then lying about it.
Because nothing screams ‘government accountability’ like changing words around and pretending you’re following the rules.
Government employee log: “Diverse hiring practices” → DELETED “Merit System Principles” → ADDED
They literally copy-pasted the same hiring discrimination under a new name and thought nobody would notice.
Spoiler alert: Elon Musk noticed. And now it’s all being exposed.
The Circus is Over—Trump & Musk Are Taking Out the Trash
Musk just shined a spotlight on one of the most ridiculous scams ever pulled on the American taxpayer.
And now, Trump’s administration is nuking this clown show from orbit.
What’s happening next?
Kash Patel’s FBI confirmation hearing is underway—Deep State panic mode activatedTrump is gutting federal agencies and firing thousands of bureaucratsJim Jordan’s Judiciary Committee is investigating DEI fraud in hiringMassive DEI departments are on the chopping block—permanently
And here’s the best part:
This is just the beginning.
BOTTOM LINE: Your Tax Dollars Are No Longer Funding Stupidity
For four years under Biden, while the country was falling apart, our federal agencies were:
🔴 Policing language instead of crime
🔴 Forcing woke identity rituals instead of securing the border
🔴 Banning panels with the best experts because of their race
🔴 Hiring based on woke ideology instead of skill
And now?
The adults are back in charge.
🔥 Trump is cleaning house.
🔥 Musk is exposing the rot.
🔥 The Deep State is melting down.
This isn’t just a policy shift. This is a full-scale war on government stupidity.
And finally, the American people are winning.
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