Another Day, Another Lie from the Clown News Network
Strap in, folks, because the propaganda mill at CNN just churned out another steaming pile of fake news—and this time, it’s so embarrassingly inept it’s almost performance art.
Trans reporter Kaitlan Collins, the network’s resident smirking shill, dragged yet another leftist “expert” onto her set to sling mud at Trump’s EPA rollback maestro, Lee Zeldin. The accusation? Incompetence, naturally—because if there’s one thing the globalist lapdogs at CNN love, it’s painting anyone who dares defy their agenda as a bumbling idiot. But oh, how the tables turned when their own ignorance got a prime-time spotlight.
Here’s the setup: Collins’ guest—a credential-free partisan hack who probably couldn’t spell “EPA” without a teleprompter—claimed Zeldin’s team was so sloppy they released an official memo riddled with typos. Exhibit A? A headline with “0000” smack in the middle, which this genius assumed was some intern’s fat-fingered fumble. Cue the sanctimonious sneers and the “Trump’s a mess” narrative they’ve been recycling since 2016. Except, whoops—those weren’t zeros. They were O’s, as in “Quad O,” a legit regulatory code under the Clean Air Act (40 CFR Part 60, Subpart OOOO, for the nerds out there). One quick Google—or, hell, a shred of journalistic integrity—could’ve saved them the humiliation. But nah, that’s not how CNN rolls. It’s shoot first, fact-check never.
Zeldin clapped back on X, exposing the blunder with the kind of calm precision that makes these clowns squirm. And what did Collins do? Nothing. She sat there, nodding like a bobblehead, letting her “expert” spew nonsense without so much as a raised quaffed eyebrow. Imagine if the tables were turned—if a Republican dared breathe a whiff of criticism toward Biden’s handlers. Collins would’ve pounced like a vulture on roadkill, interrupting with her trademark faux-fact-check snark. But a leftist liar? Free pass, baby. The bias isn’t just oozing—it’s a damn geyser.
This isn’t a one-off. It’s CNN’s playbook: cherry-pick a narrative, prop up a talking head with the IQ of a houseplant, and let the anti-Trump machine whir. Remember James O’Keefe’s undercover sting? A CNN flack admitted on camera they don’t do journalism—they push propaganda. Case in point: Jake Tapper, another serial bullshitter, recently parroted a month-old Washington Post hit piece claiming Trump’s aid cuts were empowering Al-Shabaab bomb makers. No evidence, no follow-up, just anonymous “officials” and a juicy scare story. Sebastian Gorka rightfully called it out as predatory garbage, but CNN doesn’t care. If it bleeds (or fits the script), it leads.
Let’s connect the dots, because that’s what they hate most. This isn’t just sloppy reporting—it’s a deliberate cog in the globalist machine. CNN’s parent company, Warner Bros. Discovery, swims in the same elite cesspool as the NGOs, corporate overlords, and think tanks hellbent on eroding national sovereignty. Their job? Keep the masses distracted with fear porn and partisan red meat while the real players—your WEFs, your UNs, your BlackRocks—quietly tighten the noose on freedom and free markets. Typos? Terrorists? Doesn’t matter. As long as it kneecaps Trump’s America First agenda, it’s fair game.
And the gall of these sanctimonious hacks! Abby Phillip, another CNN talking head, recently whined that MAGA folks “don’t back down when confronted with facts.” Honey, your network wouldn’t know a fact if it grabbed you by the pussy. Violent crime stats twisted, FEMA’s Trump-sign-skipping scandal ignored, Hunter Biden’s pardon waved off—CNN’s allergic to reality, not the other way around. They’re not journalists; they’re script-reading hookers for the deep state’s traveling circus.
So here’s the wake-up call: CNN’s not just incompetent—they’re complicit. Every flub, every “typo” gaffe, every anonymous smear is a brick in the wall of globalist control. They want you docile, divided, and doubting the people fighting for your liberty. Don’t let them. Question everything, dig deeper, and laugh in their smug faces when they trip over their own lies.
Trans reporter Kaitlan Collins and her clown crew aren’t the news—they’re the punchline.
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