Kaitlan Collins Takes Another One on the Chin – And We’re Starting to Think She Likes It
- A.Weishaupt
- 6 days ago
- 3 min read
Somewhere deep in the crumbling ruins of CNN headquarters, Kaitlan Collins is probably icing her metaphorical jaw after yet another brutal beatdown — this time dished out live from the Oval Office by none other than President Donald J. Trump, the El Salvadoran president, and a supporting cast of based administration officials who came ready to drop truth like bunker busters.
Yes, folks — Kaitlan Collins took another one on the chin, and judging by how often she’s willing to step into the rhetorical octagon with Trump, we’re starting to wonder if she’s into it. Spoiler alert: she never wins. It’s like watching a mosquito fly into a bug zapper over and over again because it thinks this time will be different.
Let’s set the scene.
Collins, with all the confidence of a sophomore poly-sci major on her third kombucha, stood up and tried — tried — to grill Trump over the deportation of an illegal MS-13 gang member. Her goal? To score points with her 26 loyal viewers (give or take a TSA lounge), most of whom probably think “MS-13” is a new vitamin brand.
But instead of a victory lap, she got publically flattened. Trump, unfazed as ever, shut her down with a smile and then handed the mic to the President of El Salvador — who took Kaitlan’s narrative, chewed it up, and spit it back with more dignity than CNN’s entire prime time lineup combined.
“Do you want me to smuggle a terrorist into America?” he asked, visibly stunned at the question’s sheer idiocy. That was the moment. That was the KO punch. CNN wasn’t just embarrassed — they were exposed. Again.
And what did Kaitlan do? She stood there, blinking like someone who just realized the emperor’s not only naked — he’s drunk and unemployed.
But it’s not just that she took another L — it’s that she keeps coming back for more.
This woman has built a career off getting publicly outmaneuvered by Trump. She’s like the Wile E. Coyote of journalism: every time she sets up a trap, the ACME box explodes in her face. Whether it's at a press briefing, a town hall, or inside the most powerful office on Earth, Kaitlan shows up armed with smug questions and gets reduced to background noise within minutes.
And then, just like clockwork, she scurries back to her low-rated CNN slot to do a little monologue therapy session for coastal wine moms and federal employees. She cherry-picks a clip, cries about “attacks on the press,” and paints herself as the brave little truth-teller. It’s performance art, not journalism. It's Dylan Mulvaney with a press pass.
Let’s be real: Kaitlan Collins is not a threat to power. She’s a mascot for a dying media empire that still thinks shouting at Trump will save them. It won’t. It never has. The American people are wide awake, and they’re not buying the CNN brand of gaslit garbage anymore.
So the next time Kaitlan Collins takes another one on the chin — and she will — remember this: she’s not just losing the battle. She’s losing the plot. And honestly, it’s the only entertainment CNN still provides.
Keep your chin up, Kaitlan. You’re going to need it.
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