Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of their own actions knocking on the doors of Washington, D.C., like a process server with a vendetta.
In a scene straight out of a dark political comedy, searches for “lawyer,” “immunity,” and “Swiss bank account” are spiking in the nation's capital after Trump decided to do something absolutely unthinkable—hold these useless federal parasites accountable and fire their asses.
Who could have predicted this? Oh, that’s right. Everyone with a functioning brain.
Trump’s Revenge Tour: Now Hiring FBI-Proof Bankers
The former president, now operating in what can only be described as his final form, has officially declared war on the DC swamp. And let’s be real—Term 1 Trump was just the pregame. He came in naive, thinking he could work with the Democrats, that they’d be interested in governing instead of pushing their deranged fantasies of totalitarian control.
Instead, they called him a Russian agent, jailed his allies, ran hoax investigations, impeached him for breathing, raided his wife’s closet, tried to bankrupt him, and even attempted to assassinate him—multiple times.
And now? Now, they’re crying that he’s being mean.
The crocodile tears of the DC elite are flowing so hard, you’d think the Potomac was about to flood. And why? Because Trump isn’t just cutting them out of the government—he’s burning the whole rotten system to the ground.
Mass Firings: The Federal Government Gets a Taste of the Private Sector
The Trump administration, along with Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (Doge, because of course it’s called that), has begun executing mass layoffs across multiple federal agencies.
The Department of Education? Gone. The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau? Gutted. The EPA? Mass casualties. The Small Business Administration? See ya.
And the best part? These feds were WARNED.
Trump’s team sent them a “fork in the road” email—a golden ticket to resign, take eight months of pay, and leave with dignity.
Some of them took the offer. The rest? Well, they thought they could cling to their overpaid, do-nothing jobs forever.
Now, they’re getting their passwords changed, locked out of their offices, and finding out what REAL unemployment feels like. Welcome to the real world, you professional paper-pushers. Maybe now you’ll understand why you shouldn’t have spent your days weaponizing the government against regular Americans.
Google Searches Expose the Panic: “Swiss Bank Account” and “Wire Money” Skyrocket
Here’s where things get really hilarious.
As the mass layoffs begin, Google Trends shows a massive spike in searches for lawyers, immunity, and offshore banking.
Let me translate that for you: THESE PEOPLE KNOW THEY’RE GUILTY.
If you were just an honest federal worker, you wouldn’t suddenly be googling “how to wire money to Switzerland.” But the rats are scrambling, and they’re running for the lifeboats with bags of taxpayer cash.
If any of these panicked feds try to transfer more than a million dollars offshore, audit it immediately. They’re robbing us on their way out the door. The real scandal isn’t just that these people were employed—it’s how much they looted while they were.
The Democrats’ Meltdown: Mooing and Crying on Live TV
Naturally, the Democrats are handling all of this with their usual level of grace and dignity—by literally making animal noises in public.
Chuck Schumer is on stage looking like a villain from Batman, and his colleagues are out here mooing like farm animals. One of them, in a move that perfectly captures the intellectual depth of the left, screamed: “You musty millionaires take your musty hands off our money!”
Yeah, because Elon Musk and Trump running a government that isn’t designed to funnel taxpayer money into your grubby little pockets is just so unfair.
Meanwhile, the media is on the verge of a collective aneurysm, with CNN journalists holding back literal tears as they report on these layoffs like it’s a humanitarian crisis. These people really thought they were untouchable. They thought they could take over the government and run it like their own personal crime syndicate, and now they’re getting red-pilled by reality in real-time.
The Final Boss: Trump’s IRS Audit Plans
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Trump has announced he’s coming for the IRS. Yes, he’s auditing the auditors.
For decades, these bureaucrats have been weaponizing the tax code against conservatives and middle-class Americans while letting the real crooks—like DC swamp dwellers and international money launderers—get away with financial murder.
Well, guess what? Trump just cast their own spell against them.
He’s tearing apart the IRS from the inside out, and the screams of the bureaucratic class are music to our ears.
A Beautiful Ending: The Swamp is Draining Itself
So here we are, folks. The people who spent years persecuting political opponents, rigging the system, and consolidating their unchecked power are now the ones begging for lawyers and searching for escape routes.
They’ve been hoisted by their own petard, and all we have to do is sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
Meanwhile, Trump marches forward, firing thousands of useless federal employees, dismantling corrupt agencies, and exposing the rotten core of Washington’s elite.
And the best part? He’s just getting started.
Pass the popcorn. 🍿
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