In a new level of desperation, the Harris campaign has launched an all-out, borderline comedic attack on JD Vance, branding him with one oh-so-clever adjective: "weird." If the point was to paint Vance as peculiar, the sheer unity of their message has managed to do quite the opposite—highlighting their own descent into NPC absurdity.
This festival of cringe, Harris and her squad tossing around the word "weird" like it's the only insult left in their vocabulary is a masterclass in projection. These are the same people who put pronouns in email signatures and think drag queen story hour is a wholesome family activity. And yet, they're calling JD Vance weird for…what exactly? Drinking Diet Mountain Dew? Not laughing enough? If the Harris campaign thinks the average American voter is going to be scandalized by someone's soda choice or their lack of chuckles, they’re in for a rude awakening.
Kamala and her low information disciples are hurling "weird" at Vance with the enthusiasm of a toddler who just learned a new word. But let’s not gloss over the rich irony here. This is the same crew that cheerleads for every new, progressively retarded trend the woke left can hoist from their hairy trans ass. From advocating for kids to choose their gender at recess to endorsing policies that defy basic biology and common sense, these folks have redefined "weird" for the 21st century.
But hey, let’s entertain their narrative for a second. JD Vance is "weird" because he doesn’t fit into their cookie-cutter mold of what a politician should be. He's not a career politician; he's a guy who made a name for himself outside of the political swamp and more importantly his children aren't snorting puberty blockers off a rainbow mans taint. That terrifies them. They can’t fathom someone who isn’t bought and paid for by the establishment. So, they resort to calling him "weird" in the hopes that the label will stick.
It's almost sad to watch the Harris campaign cling to this one-dimensional attack. It’s as if they believe if they say "weird" enough times, it will magically translate into votes. Spoiler alert: It won’t. The American public is tired of this woke trash, we aren't going to elect a hooker with a room temp IQ no matter how ethnically diverse they/them are.
Moreover, the "weird" attack is a thinly veiled attempt to distract from their own failures. The Harris administration has been a train wreck of incompetence, and they know it. So, they deflect. They point fingers and scream "weird" at the top of their lungs, hoping no one will notice the dumpster fire that is their policy record.
If weirdness were a crime, the woke left would be serving multiple life sentences. These are the folks who celebrate cancelling people for decades-old tweets, who think defunding the police is a grand idea while living in gated communities, and who believe that men can have babies. And they want to call JD Vance weird? Pot, meet kettle.
JD Vance represents a challenge to their carefully curated narrative. He’s a reminder that not everyone buys into their vision of a dystopian utopia. And that, dear readers, is why they’re so fixated on calling him "weird." It’s the last, feeble weapon in their rapidly depleting arsenal.
So, let’s raise a glass of Diet Mountain Dew to JD Vance and embrace the weird. Because if weird means not drinking the woke kool aid or sexualizing young children, then sign me up! The Harris campaign’s desperate, cringe-worthy repetition of "weird" only highlights their own lack of substance and originality.
In the end, the weirdness of JD Vance is precisely what makes him a beacon of sanity in a world gone woke. And that, my friends, is a brand of weird we could use a lot more of.
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